Monty by Jim Meddick for March 27, 2010
Transcript:
Monty says, "Ok folks, you have a choice of regular rice pilaf or rice pilaf with dried apricot?" Person 1 says, "Oo! I'll have the apricot." Person 2 says, "Apricot." Person 3 says, "Me too." Gretchen says, "The chicken's done. I need an oven mitt." Monty says, "What? No! I... wait... rrr... I..." Gretchen says, "Ahhh! What the *@#% is going on with your hand?!" Person 1 says, "On second thought, I'll have the plain." Person 2 says, "Me too." Person 3 says, "Plain."