Monty by Jim Meddick for April 13, 2010
April 12, 2010
April 14, 2010
Transcript:
E.B. says, "Gretch, I've been dating someone and I think she likes me?" E.B. says, "But I'm hoping for more? um? intimacy? and I was wondering if you knew of any procedures of subroutines I could use to?" Gretchen says, "Well, E.B., it's not like women come with an instruction book. There's no foolproof way to..." E.B. says, "Actually she came with multiple instruction books, but so far I've only been able to locate the spanish-language version.." Gretchen says, "What?" E.B. says, "Never mind."
