Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 08, 2013
July 07, 2013
July 09, 2013
Transcript:
Frank: I hear he discovered petroleum in his backyard! Ernest: Yeah, and he too, an oily retirement!
Aussie Down Under over 11 years ago
I can just hear Curley from the Three Stooges right now.
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
Oh nooo, I’ve been replaced by a metal iron age tower.
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
the worst i ever splahed about was tree sap.
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
my only consolation is that when the oil runs out, the thing will rust and fall over
InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago
But the divot cost him one stroke……. ! ! !
scottjsmith.peng over 11 years ago
I know it ruins the pun, but I have to point out that petroleum is not oil – it’s a refined version of it – and it doesn’t come out of the ground as-is!
TREEINTHEWIND over 11 years ago
Everyone knows tha the best petrol comes from tree roots, sea weed, sugar cane, corn etc. and may be good for you as well as your auto.
bmonk over 11 years ago
Is he going to be Bakken working, health Permian?
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
That’s pretty crude…
skeeterhawk over 11 years ago
Speaking of Bakken, up here in ND, my wife and I are waiting and hoping for the same thing to happen.
lmonteros over 11 years ago
If only! In California, I believe the civic entities retain the mineral rights, so if one finds oil on one’s property, one does not get to profit from it. Though there may be something about companies paying for the rights to drill under your property—it’s all very confusing, and designed not to benefit the regular old homeowner.