Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2013

The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum.

But what about a woman’s heart? Susan? A little help here?

BTW, thanks for the post card. You still love me!

I don’t remember a green one!

Heart worm.

Varnes… I thought guys were only looking for the other parts.

momma’s little caes-alien section

As my ex-girlfriend used to complain to me, “The way to a man’s stomach is through his stomach.” She was a much better cook than I was a boyfriend. Lesson learned – I’m currently a much better boyfriend to Maggie. Mo’ better.

Susan, some other parts are a lot more fun!

I found the heart!!! Oh, excuse me. For a minute there I thought this was The Dinette Set.

WHOA!