The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 02, 2013

Yeah, really makes ya feel for him, eh Brutus?

Give the boss a sympathy card from the $ store cause that’s all Brutus could afford on his wages.

And yet, another symptom of the “toxic boss syndrome” at work, here—make everybody else’s problems seem so insignificant because theirs are.

You see this? (rubs two fingers together)This is the world’s smallest violin and it’s playing “My heart bleeds for you”.

Things must be tough for Veeblefester. He has owned that rolls long enough to have the wiper blades to wear out. Or did his “Rolls of the Month Club” not deliver this on time?

And on top of that, he only made 7 million dollars today instead of 8 million.

The only “rolls” I know about..are Holsum bread dinner rolls..And, I’m lucky to have that..

I should be so lucky!

Mo’ money, mo’ problems.