Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 07, 2003
May 06, 2003
May 08, 2003
Transcript:
Soccer dad: Let's work on shepherding, Bailey. Stay in front of Jack as he moves the ball down the field. Don't overcommit or he'll beat you. You want to slow him down and make him move to the outside. It's just like you're a dog herding sheep. Bailey: Looks like the sheep flew the coop. Dad: Okay, Bailey, we're going to go back to the basics. Starting with your use of mixed metaphors.
