a-pauling, babe! meat from a blue ox, i suppose…
Sell them by the foot, she said archly…. with a side of baby corns.
Real sole food.They’ll be a shoe-in.
Heel make millions….and you can say Susan toe me so.
I know someone who’d eat that.
I once saw cookies in a health-food store named “Nookies”.
i wish there was a white castle in my town.when i was at the borgata in atlantic city i ate a phat burger [i think that’s how it’s spelled].it was delicious just like white castle’s burgers.
it equals the appeal of a pretzel burger
Ewww.
WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.
A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”
The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”
“The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”
November 25, 2017
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
a-pauling, babe! meat from a blue ox, i suppose…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sell them by the foot, she said archly…. with a side of baby corns.
Real sole food.They’ll be a shoe-in.
Heel make millions….and you can say Susan toe me so.
pcolli over 11 years ago
I know someone who’d eat that.
sottwell over 11 years ago
I once saw cookies in a health-food store named “Nookies”.
blackielawless over 11 years ago
i wish there was a white castle in my town.when i was at the borgata in atlantic city i ate a phat burger [i think that’s how it’s spelled].it was delicious just like white castle’s burgers.
dwpbike over 11 years ago
it equals the appeal of a pretzel burger
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ewww.
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.
A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”
The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”
“The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”