Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 06, 2013

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He dixn’t get the memo! Lay off!!

Some heads aren’t gonna roll….

Gil O’Tene for dummies V2.1

now, many devices have auto update that occurs in the background without even the user being notified. a backdoor for many networks. network admins must hate that.

I don’t get the joke at all, but I say test it again with one of those guys as the subject…..seriously, not a clue on the joke….

Maybe put a banana peel on the deck?

No. Windows just crashed…

popeil’s quandary: heads or tails?

It’s the Economy, Stupid.He’s just upside down in his mortgage.

The geniuses at corporate are at it again.

It could represent ObamaCare?

Head’s Up!

Looks like another Microsoft design…..

He’s one of those guys who just can’t keep himself from customizing the installation instead of just taking the defaults.

Heard a new one the other day: a grumble of pugs.

Sounds like a supervisor I knew; in that case one did not question him….

What, Omni…no blaming it on tea-baggers today??

Wait till they see the new stealth version.I heard they are also working on a drone model.

Maybe it’s because of sequestration. Fire the executioner, then the condemned can execute themselves by falling onto the blade.

Ha Ha

Ah, I see now!

Thanks, guys I finally figured it out kea, snarky much? Funny line tho….

Looks like House of Representative material..

Nah. He installed Windows 8.0, and the automatic update overwrote it to the current 7.5 standard! (Something like that actually nearly happened to my sister. She had just finished installing a program, and was about to approve the automatic update it requested, when . . .)

A congress of eagles, but a parliament of owls. Baboons are a troup.

yeah baby!!

instructions are for wimps

A priest, a businessman and an engineer are led to the guillotine. The priest is offered the choice of face up or face down. “So that I may see God when I die, let it be face up,” he replies. He is put in the machine, the blade drops, and the blade stops a foot away from his neck. “A miracle!” cries the executioner and the priest is pardoned. The businessman is given the same offer, and thinks that whatever worked for the priest should work for him and chooses face up. The bade is released and again, it stops a foot away and the businessman is pardoned. Given the same choice, the engineer also choose face up. He’s put into the machine and then says, “Hey wait a minute, I think I see the problem.”

That’s not a bug, it’s a feature!