Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 04, 2004
Transcript:
Soccer ball: Soccer is tougher on the ball than football. Football: Give me a break... Soccer ball: Like you don't get enough breaks. In football, the breaks last longer than the plays, and after each play the ref cleans you with a towel before he gently sets you down on the grass. You hardly ever get kicked. Most of the time some player is trying to protect you. Not very tough. And there's that whole lace thing... Football: Laces...not lace!