Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 01, 2005

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Jack: I need to work on my soccer somehow, but it's too cold outside. Gary: Relax. Play a video game. Read a book. All the other kdis are inside, too. It's not like someone's getting an advantage over you. Jack: Dad, I'm going to be a pro player some day. I'm not competing against the kids in this neighborhood-I'm competing against the kids all over the world. I bet it's not freezing in Brazil. Gary: But you never have to worry about an anaconda swallowing your soccer ball. It all evens out.