Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2009
Transcript:
Narrator: The denizens of El Dorado have mistaken Cobra for one of their ancient deities. Guard 1: Oh goodness! Intruders are trying to enter El Dorado. Cobra Carson: RI-um... bring them to me. Guard 1: The big one will be trouble. Guard 2: She said bring them. She didn't say, "alive." Rip Haywire: Ever felt like you've been tossed under a bus? TNT: The day you became my owner.