Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2009
Transcript:
Rip: Can't... move... body... paralyzed... rats... swarming... on me... Must... shut down... fears... must put mind in... optimistic frame... Gaah!... Biting me... I'm not a giant cheeto... you... little, furry plague-ridden jewels... Gaah! You rascally... diseased... rays of... sunshine.