Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 12, 2009
Transcript:
Man: Geez, mister, you all right? If old Johnny lobster hadn't hung onto you - Rip: I need your help! Man: What are you, paralyzed or somethin'? Rip: Yes, but it's wearing off! Do you have a cell phone? Man: Ayuh. Rip: Cobra, it's Rip! Yes, I'm alive! Is TNT there? Good. It's time to take out the trash. Meanwhile Scorpion: Hope you can swim, you repugnant urchin! Sink the boat! Boy: This guy's rougher on kids than Joe Jackson!