Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2010
Transcript:
As the hour approaches for Rip to trade vicious, murderin' varmint Dagger McCutyah for the life of RJ and the Spring-break hotties, TNT puts a plan into motion. TNT: Psst - Rip JR. - R.J.! I'm going to pop a hole in the gas tank of the McCutyahs' escape vehicle. RJ: TNT, they have it surrounded, how will you do it? TNT: I took a master - of - disguise course in obedience school. RJ: Gotcha! Men: Hey, Dwayne. That has got to be the biggest rat I've ever seen. You've never been to New York City!