Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 31, 2010

Transcript:

Rip joins the top-secret government agency G.U.N.S. to find Cobra, whom the tabloids say has gone straight-up bananas and is working for that dreaded evil alliance, skull. TNT: Rip there's a live video coming in on the monitor. Rip: Good. We're supposed to get orders from the agent in the field. Video: Rip Haywire! Calling Rip Haywire! Come in, Rip Haywire! Rip: I wish Skype got better reception up here. Video: Rip, help! We're in the Congo! They came out of nowhere - no! Stay back - Nooooo! If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again - Rip: Sweet Mable McCutoff!