Driver: How Fast was I going? Cop: Faster than the Average Professional athlete goes Bankrupt. Driver: Oh wow! I didn't think I could still get her that high!
Quicker than slush funds through a congressional committee.
It’s good to know she can still get that high….Gotta do that more….The car’s pretty fast, too….
“I know a girl that lives on the hill, she won’t do it but her sister will…”
Faster than prune juice through my system.
LOL all fine puns this AM
The sheriff looks a lot like Jackie Gleason, (Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit).
Dan Thompson
edclectic over 11 years ago
Quicker than slush funds through a congressional committee.
Varnes over 11 years ago
It’s good to know she can still get that high….Gotta do that more….The car’s pretty fast, too….
edclectic over 11 years ago
“I know a girl that lives on the hill, she won’t do it but her sister will…”
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Faster than prune juice through my system.
Thriller87 over 11 years ago
LOL all fine puns this AM
Igo over 11 years ago
The sheriff looks a lot like Jackie Gleason, (Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit).