Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 28, 2005

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Man: I don't feel guilty about driving a big SUV. Hey, if you really wanted to cut back on oil use, you'd ban NASCAR. Roads around NASCAR tracked are backed up for hours with 200,000 people, car engines running, waiting to get into a parking lot, so they can go watch guys in jumpsuit billboard's burn high-octane gas for hours. And those NASCAR drivers have million-dollar buses in the track infield with engines running 24-7 for days. Man 2: Ban NASCAR? Man: Maybe you don't feel that way. Man 2: A million years from now, when we humans are long gone, and all that's left on the planet are a bunch of roaches - those bugs are gonna be watching NASCAR. That's how I feel.