Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 19, 2013

What? Are you telling me that a big metropolis like Central City doesn’t have a Subwich? Or was Eddie’s offer only good for the downtown Milford store?

Then let’s drive back to Milford, you big dummy!

Even with the pre-determined outcomes of pro wrestling, a performance much less a victory after receiving a broken collarbone would be exordinary. How ’bout a Fresca with that Subwich Gramps?

I’m waiting for some kind of punch line where Harry can tell Pops to “hold the end with the rubber on it.”

Nope! here comes Dondi with a Nehi soda.

Son, go get me a Crystal Pepsi.

Is that the only shirt Pop owns?

Let’s have Vernor’s.

Is it Frank’s….Thanks! I’ll have a Black Cherry Wishniak, please.

Maybe Hairy and Gramps will wander to Dumas Walker’s for a Moonpie and a Ski.