Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 10, 2013

I used to play the cassette recorder.

DUMB!

I thought the NSA bought up all of those.

We used to get recorders in grade school. I never have liked the sound of them.

‘Ode to Joy’

That recorder is gonna be shoved…….

I play soprano, alto and tenor (hands barely big enough to play that one). In a group, the recorder is a beautiful instrument…

My kid has one of those. I spent a whole day yelling stuff in it, but it wouldn’t repeat a dang thing I said. I think maybe it was broken, all the buttons kinda looked like they were just holes…