Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 29, 2013

This is disturbing on so many levels…

“I wonder about the first person who ever looked at a cow and said to himself, ‘I think I’m going to just walk over there and squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out of them.’” – A Nonny Mus

There already is such a product – available at Walmart.

http://www.udderlysmooth.com/

I bought some of that 10 years ago when I was painting a lot.

Ah, the start of another Off the Mark Wacky Packages week.

For goodness’ sake, Mark, get a grip!! . .no, really, this product mooooved me to quip . . . ☻

Ever see the film of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”? To illustrate the effect of the Babel Fish, a milking farmer suddenly realizes that his cow loves him, so he rushes to wash his hands.

udderly ridiculous.

Well, that’s two minutes I’m never gonna get back again….

Watch out for wrist (,hand or arm) pain if it was some time since you last milked a few cows by hand. Just checking that the milk flows properly before hooking up a barnful of cows to milking machines might make you feel the strain…

@Stephen Gilberg I did watch that film (and TV show), but don’t remember that part. Do you have to freeze-frame to see it?