Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 17, 2013

If they were grouse, he could say, “Stand your grouse.”

I always thought duck hunting meant something else.

I can’t decide which of the three is more fowl.

I can. Thev three of them are known as FOWL< FOWLER< and FOWLEST !!

How did they know he was coming?Simple.He was saying “Birds, birds.”