Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 16, 2007
Transcript:
Abby's dad: Jerry, stop being so concerned about the accents of our opponents' coaches. Father: I will if you can name an accent that doesn't have more soccer experience than an American accent. Abby's dad: Fenwickian brogue. Spoken by the subjects of the duchy of Grand Fenwick. Man: They don't have enough land for a soccer pitch.