Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 29, 2007

Transcript:

Dee: Dear Santa, I know you are real because every Christmas there is a new movie about you. Usually, it's about Christmas dying unless you find a replacement or get married, or have to deal with bad elves or family members. I'm sorry things are so tough for you, and now you have to worry about global warming! Santa Claus: Set up a 9 o'clock meeting with the writer elves. I just received a story idea that has the heady aroma of green light!