Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 07, 2013
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Ralph: Norm, I'd like you to be my caddy for the golf tournament! Norman: Why me? Ralph: You can't overestimate the value of a good caddy! The caddy measures yardage, selects the club and offers advice! Norman: Yeah, and he also gets blamed when the golfer flubs a shot! Ralph: Only in major tournaments!
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Don’t do it Norm!
roger baker over 11 years ago
That shoelace again. It’s a bad sign Norm.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
In this case, the ‘caddy’ is a golf cartGotta find better excuses for your bad shots…Dew shinin’ off the grassSun on wrong placeWind blowin’ differentNot enough beerToo much beerEtc…
susan.e.a.c over 11 years ago
Blame the caddy? Why? When you can blame the Sun, the groundskeeper, the birds, the wind, your shoes…all things that won’t break your clubs
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
Ralph might be counting heavily on Norm’s math skills to greatly improve his score.