Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 11, 2013

I was in one for 30 years. ’Twas enough.

My pony has a new poop license.

His wife may have wished he would horse around with her.

Horse thieves are hung .

Sounds like an unstable relationship.

Why bother, good sir? There is No Fault Divorce for your horselessness….

Well…you should still be horsewhipped, sir!

Rein in your passions, sir, and explain why you saddled yourself with that relationship!

Needs a good neighbour

I hadn’t even realized horseless marriages were legal. Low-fat and wireless I had understood to be common, though.

Honestly … I read “horseless carriage” when first perusing this strip, and it struck me like it was one of those oddball things that they do in Las Vegas to break a Guinness world record. That, you know, doesn’t stay there.

Trying to stirrup things.

Ah well, better latex than leather.

: D

Dear Aunt Teresa,

Sorry we weren’t able to meet you at the bus station, but welcome back anyway. Mom says to tell you that she’ll give back the yard flamingos if you’ll let us back in the blog.

We’ll start chasing the ferrets and skunks out of the trailer right away!

Yay!

Ha, I liked this, Dogsniff, and I dig, dig, dig your “Weasels Ripped My Flesh” avatar.

catherine the great in an early interview

I am having macaroni cheese as a penance for thinking of the colour mauve.

Hi Toots!

My wife has been trying to bring a horse into our marriage for 51 years. I think I’ll stick to my guns

My days won’t be complete till I get an invitation to FrogBlog

He just doesn’t want a wife with appaloosa morals…Oh, the openings for eye-rolling puns are endless with this strip!

Is it appropriate for a horseless marriage to have unbridled passions?

We have a horses ass in our marriage … does that count?

YAY!!!

A horseless marriage is better than having no wife, no horse and no mustache. (obscure book reference)

I am gobsmacked….T is back! The world will spin once more.