Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 07, 2013

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    Suddenly reminded of a very old Carlin bit as the crazy newsreader: “A dog exploded on the corner of Fifth and Main this morning; no one was injured, although several were overcome by fur…it is reported that fifty to sixty thousand fleas lost their lives in the blast.”

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    Marv Walker  over 11 years ago

    Poli = many. Ticks = Bloodsuckers. ’Nuff said.

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Born flea…

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    ‘Boston’ earworm!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago

    ♫♪ Fleas release me, let me go . . . ♪♪ . . ☻

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    StepYaGameUp  over 11 years ago

    Jump!!!

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    Marv Walker  over 11 years ago

    They’re fleas??? In that case they are practicing their dog vaulting act for the flea circus. It’s a poor artist who makes a flea look like a tick. It’s a different kind of circus.

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