Herman by Jim Unger for August 12, 2013

Yup, that makes two of us.

Yes, it speaks volumes.

Or one very large tome.

i can go 12 but it would have to be in 4 installments…

He’d do better to buy however many linear feet of books he needs from his local Salvattion Army thrift. Borrowing fromthe library means a lot of shlepping every 14 or 28 days….

Six…. I admit it… my first thought too….

But I get an awful lot of e-mail offering to … alleviate ….the shortage.And I don’t even have …um…that particular…. problem.

I can’t do any better…

I think it would be wise to stay out of this one!

funny…. specially since awl mah resent emailes tell me I can get teh secret for only $9.99……

I don’t get it…someone explain

I get it but it wasn’t my first thought. I guess you have to be male for that.

I wish this were really a joke, but there are services you can hire to fit your shelves with books given a certain shelf length. You can even specify what sort of books you want and how you want them to look (bestsellers? leatherbound? intellectual?)… Books used solely as decoration to make you look well read… sheesh

Perkycat…. um…. What’s my excuse?

Much too easy. Can’t say it due to self censoring.