Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 13, 2013

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    Ottodesu  over 11 years ago

    What would be totally galling is if they were unmatched pairs, or even better, all were left feet.

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    tuna1  over 11 years ago

    For years, I thought the story of King Midas was that everything he touched turned to car mufflers…

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    blunebottle  over 11 years ago

    This is FUNNY!!!

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    Somebody pee in your cheerios this morning, prof? If you don’t get it, let it go…it’ll come back to you someday.

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    Edward White  over 11 years ago

    Would not the Dress & Crown etc. not also turn into a shoe?? + She must have visited the ol Lady w/ all the kids & accidentally touched her house. (If you don’t get it. remember your nursery rhymes.

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    Darryl Heine  over 11 years ago

    Everything she touches turns to shoes.

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    gilmccarthy  over 11 years ago

    Yea, her husband sells mufflers. That pays for the shoes she touches.

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    Marv Walker  over 11 years ago

    Good thing she didn’t dress herself.

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    Digital Frog  over 11 years ago

    The prince is now “a little stilleto of a man” ♪♫

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