JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 18, 2013
August 17, 2013
August 19, 2013
Transcript:
How many of you soldiers have read my book about how to guarantee victory? "the art of water balloons" Nobody ever won a water balloon battle getting soaking wet! we win by getting the other bunk soaking wet! A real team hates to lose! when do we get to actually throw water balloons? after my speech... and my rendition of "The star spangled banner"
Joel Ivy over 11 years ago
I think the balloons bursting on him will early end his speech and singing
Dani Rice over 11 years ago
Ah, yes. “Balloons bursting in air” sounds just about right.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
George C. approves, sends someone else to collect award…
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
He’s gonna get from both sides if he doesn’t learn when to shut up.
Manga Enthusiast over 11 years ago
I have the feeling he’s been listening to certain talk show hosts to learn rhetoric. What’s the opposite of a ‘real team’? An unreal team?
hcr1985 over 11 years ago
Hopefully his rendition of the Star Spangled Banner is better that Roseanne’s!!!
teachw/oclass over 11 years ago
I love it. As a retired teacher (oh brother) I am so pleased that some one has found a way to offer grammar corrections painlessly(in a comic strip). Anything that makes us think is wonderful!
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Nothing like inconsistencies to liven things up… ;)
hippogriff over 11 years ago
Blame the colorizers, as usual.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Such a pompous a__.
tegm over 11 years ago
hahahaha, go Jojo~