Richard Wiseman did some research in 2002 to find the funniest joke. The winner that year:Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Good thing it wasn’t the funniest joke in the world, or they would all be dead, you included.
roger baker over 11 years ago
Must be in the delivery.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 11 years ago
Moderately hornswoggled
Tom Falco over 11 years ago
I don’t get it either.
James Hopkins over 11 years ago
Must be how scientific comedians test their jokes.
Mowog over 11 years ago
OK, let’s try this again; a mouse walks into a bar…
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
Richard Wiseman did some research in 2002 to find the funniest joke. The winner that year:Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”