Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 01, 2013

Excellent realism, “Now with tax dollar action” (queue the flushing sound)

Time to go sit on the throne…

Don’t forget they’re life size

Coming soon… new accessory and companion figure. The Rack and the Axeman.

I’m surprised the dolls don’t come with pins.

Realistic throne noises?(while reading National Geographic)

Not to mention that they have to constantly buy air freshener.

I think he meant the other “throne” noises.

That last comment made the king flush.

Edith Bunker:..“Archie come down the phone is for you.” Archie:..(turlit flushes).." I coming,I’m coming.Stifle.. stifle."

Could of sworn it said “Throne Noses”.

If “throne noises” means what I think it does, I want one.

ooops…that should be gee can you believe both of them are dead???!!!!!