Beardo by Dan Dougherty for July 22, 2013

I counted four last night.

Enjoy the fridge terror.

..depends on what cereals you eat…

Oh, he’s a BAD man.

I am going to go under the assumption that I have never swallowed a spider – I don’t care what the internet says. And don’t even try – you can’t change my mind.

“Here’s my date. He’s a French model. I met him on the internet.”“Bone-jure.”

I’ll get your some insect killer spray Meg – you can spray Beardo too ;-)

Good thing the average stomach has a pH of 2.3. Spiders may check in, but my stomach acid is a lot stronger than they are. Just in case something survives, my little proton pumps will churn out enough pH 1 acid to destroy them. @seafox10: I am the same way. I awoke the other night with the feeling someone was in the room, so I reached under the bed for my little cat. She gave me a few “leave me alone licks”, so I let her go back to sleep.I was awake, so I lay there, wandering what set off my body alarm. Then I remembered HUMANS CAN LICK HANDS JusSayin

The problem with the internet is that people believe whatever they read, there, with no effort to check it out. - Abraham Lincoln