Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 03, 2013
Transcript:
verne: what happened to your magnum reality opus? rJ: "the real duck dynasty" was a flop...actual ducks are too docile, good-natured and have no ax to grind. rj: now, pigeons are nasty, evil and will peck out their mother's eyes for a bread crumb. bird: yo! I'm here to audition. later... rj: have you ever played a duck? Bird: No. but i've been an extra in every one of woody allen's movies.
farren over 11 years ago
Woody Allen’s first film was 1966. Didn’t know pigeons lived that long…
Masterskrain: Spoken like a true Smurfs 2 fan.
Rainfoot over 11 years ago
Think pigeons are nasty, watch seagulls, their depiction in Finding Nemo was dead on.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
He’s gotta pay pigeons to dump on ’im!
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Yo, Skrain!What’s an aesthetician Dalek say?“Exfoliate!”
darkstripe over 11 years ago
Seems like he might be a Goodfeather.
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
I’ve seen 13 Allen movies. The main strength in all of them is in the dialog. The main downside is an extremely limited and old-fashioned worldview. For example, he never depicts Black people as anything but background servants.
ctfxcer92 over 11 years ago
There are two Smurfs movies unfortunately
Keith Messamer over 11 years ago
… And Pesto from Goodfeathers.
cwg over 11 years ago
When is the spin off, Disco Duck, going to start?
tigerchik32 over 11 years ago
Oh, I wish!