How come Zen Masters never get their PhD?…They seem to have enough time on their hands to study…..I say we poke him in his navel and see if his head explodes…..
SusanSunshine, as per yesterday. I reported to the Principal after school like you said I should…Wow! She’s kind of a hottie for a nun….so anyway, I was kind of surprised by the pink lace underwear when she spanked me….Turns out she has a lot of great habits. Nothing hotter than a nun in a really short skirt….
True Zen is reaction without conscious thought. This is not the same as simply being reactionary. The former implies letting go of all emotions; the latter IS all emotions.
Wiley is good. Like Wiley’s sense of humour. Like this strip. But when I read – my brain put a little tiny stand up sign between the boxes…..“You are Here. Or Are You?”
Varnes over 11 years ago
“…….In and out the window like a moth before a flame..”
Varnes over 11 years ago
Which box happens first?
Varnes over 11 years ago
To exist, or not exist?…That is the questionably lame retort….
Varnes over 11 years ago
How come Zen Masters never get their PhD?…They seem to have enough time on their hands to study…..I say we poke him in his navel and see if his head explodes…..
Varnes over 11 years ago
SusanSunshine, as per yesterday. I reported to the Principal after school like you said I should…Wow! She’s kind of a hottie for a nun….so anyway, I was kind of surprised by the pink lace underwear when she spanked me….Turns out she has a lot of great habits. Nothing hotter than a nun in a really short skirt….
Ida No over 11 years ago
If an HR manager gets fired and no one is around to hear it, does the applause of hundreds of one hands clapping make a sound?
wrwallaceii over 11 years ago
That was zen… this is Tao.
Nightlasher over 11 years ago
Speed Bump (or some similar comic), I believe, had almost exactly the same joke once.
jreckard over 11 years ago
Itherefore I
pcolli over 11 years ago
Douglas Adams was just this guy, y’know.
Probably a real cool frood.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
or, the art of motorcycle maintenance, because that is zen.
freewaydog over 11 years ago
Where’s Danae to do her guru stuff?
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
finish your milk… zen ve go.
dabugger over 11 years ago
nothing to it……
Mokurai over 11 years ago
The actual Zen thought for the day is, “Every day is a good day.”
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
And so according to The Master.. Wiley we not only have peace of Zen….we also have Dejavu ….all over again……Life is good…….OOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
He is good a delegation of duties. His desk is clear, his boxes are clear, and his mind is in boss mode. BLANK.Ommmmmmmmmmm……..zzzzzzzzzzz.
dflak over 11 years ago
With the pencil on the desk, it is too cluttered. Nonetheless I give this strip a one-handed clap.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Was this an attempt at satori?
Ernest Lemmingway over 11 years ago
True Zen is reaction without conscious thought. This is not the same as simply being reactionary. The former implies letting go of all emotions; the latter IS all emotions.
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
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Michelle Morris over 11 years ago
PHIL JACKSON????
mr_sherman Premium Member over 11 years ago
Both boxes are empty. Does that mean nothing exists and nothing doesn’t exist?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 11 years ago
It’s time to beat the conundrums!
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
Priceless!
bmonk over 11 years ago
I’ll offer my applause. With one hand.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Wiley is good. Like Wiley’s sense of humour. Like this strip. But when I read – my brain put a little tiny stand up sign between the boxes…..“You are Here. Or Are You?”