Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 24, 2013

“If it doesn’t fit…”

I had a great aunt who used to launder all the cash she received on payday. Filthy stuff, that money. Don’t know where it’s been…:)

He needs to go to a shrink. Then his clothes might fit.

Since the 1930’s, at the St Francis Hotel in San Francisco, there’s been an employee who launders all the coins ….

The current one has held the job about 30 years, and has been interviewed many times.

St Francis Coin Washer

So that’s why our pension doesn’t stretch like it used to!

Shrinkage happens.

Lt. Lake! That you?

Put him thru the ringer anyway

Can you imagine being coached by the lawyer to show up looking that way? “Ok, here is our defense strategy, you show up looking goofy, I’ll take it from there.”. I think they are going for a mistrial based on inadequate counsel, but that’s just me.

Your Honor, my client is unfit.

and attorneys and judges are always depicted as being male too…