Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 06, 2008

Those manties are hot! Manatees you’ll have to have shipped from FL.

Please PLEASE stay off the subway grate when a train is going past! I don’t want to see what EXACTLY you mean.

I just followed the link - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!! I’ll never get that image out of my brain!

You can never have enough manatees.

Somebody’s been rummaging in my manatee drawer again. My dugong drawer is all over the floor too.

But you still have plenty of man-tease! I’m with DoctorToon…can’t make myself move on to the next comic. Great job on the legs, Teresa. I’m leaving now. In just a minute.

This day would be a great strip to animate.

Now for a bit of esoterica rewrite– “…and the Prince was eaten by his manatees…”

“Once you have them on, it will be “hard” to take them off.” WARNING: Do not follow the link! http://tinyurl.com/manties

Manatees always remind me of the men who are behind you in the checkout queue, men buying baked beans, too many light bulbs and the kind of bread that never goes stale even if it’s kept in a witch’s armpit.

Those legs…where have I seen them before? Oh yes, it’s Paris Hilton. If there had been a breeze I would have recognized her immediately.

I haven’t looked at the Manties site for years. I see they’re still in the biz of supplying the stuff of dreams, for a certain type of dreamer.

You don’t suppose that’s a cross-dresser, do ya? It makes sense, given that balloon. Oh, no…

Shhhhhhh, don’t tell anyone, but my hidden ruffles put a zip in my step.