Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 23, 2013
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen; Mrs. Olsen, her to see Dr. Conrad. Receptionist: Oh, yes. He was concerned about your cast. Mrs. Olsen: Why would my cast have a problem Doctor: Moisture damage. I heard about your mug sale. Mrs. Olsen: I'm not touched, I don't cry when I am, and I don't use my arm on my nose when I do. Doctor: I learned what snot looks like in med school.
emjaycee about 11 years ago
When I moved, I had (no kidding) six underbed boxes of coffee mugs with only 8 with broken grips. I kept a total of six favorites, and the unbroken rest went to Goodwill. They were, to say the least, impressed to add them to their collection of a couple of hundred. At least mine were unique, and the next week I went back, only a dozen of mine remained. Happy the money went to a good cause, and I got a tax deduction.
Strod about 11 years ago
Med school? Really? Most boys learn what snot looks like in Pre-K.
Varnes about 11 years ago
Eeeeewwww…….
LeoAutodidact about 11 years ago
No, unable to hurt either his basketball Buddy, or his Training Partner, Frazz will instead ask Mrs. Olsen to be his “Best Man”!
gobblingup Premium Member about 11 years ago
If this is supposed to be funny, it’s snot. ;-)
sbchamp about 11 years ago
“Ya put SNOT on the ball!?” -W. Thing
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
It seems everyone’s wearing mirror glasses these days.
spikelovesmusic about 11 years ago
She is definitely “old school,” referring to herself as “Mrs. Olsen.” Usually one would use their first name at the doctor’s office. Maybe Mr. Mallett realized that he’d never created a first name for her. Either he didn’t want to break the spell, or he couldn’t decide what first name would be most fitting.
veranna about 11 years ago
matron of honour, and that makes it even more wet eyes!
runningonsunshine about 11 years ago
I feel like this “make Olsen feel good” summer theme is dialed up a little bit too much. Wouldn’t you feel patronized at this point, if you were her?
HelmeetElGato about 11 years ago
And she is quite capable of infer a complete chain of reasoning, thank you very much.I find this whole story added a couple layers of complexity to Ms Olsen’ s profile.