I can’t decide whether I like this character enough to bring him back. If I do, it might be fun to use reader ideas instead. Leave your help-I-can’t-stop ideas (one idea per comment) below.
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Keep it short. Your words must fit in the box.
Think visually.
Funny is optional. Weird is mandatory.
You will be credited if I use your idea (with your real name or with your avatar). Please include your state or province (or country if outside the U.S. or Canada).
frogapplausePro says:
“Penguin batting is fun, but I’m much better at snow bowling: http://www.orisinal.com (6th row, 2nd column; kid wearing Al Fusco’s raspberry beret).”
Oh, gosh. What have you done to me Teresa? Here I was planning to spend the evening watching a lecture on biochemistry.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Son, you in a mess o’ trubble.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Dude - you’re hitting on some serious TMI at about panel 3.
itchybacon over 15 years ago
I’d rather juggle Jimmy Dean sausage and sleep with nipplefruit.
painedsmile over 15 years ago
Holy water tastes better with a straw.
whaletail over 15 years ago
Nipplefruit is poisonous.
drbob456 over 15 years ago
Juan Valdez’s burro?
Ray_C over 15 years ago
I was with you all the way until the first panel.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 15 years ago
I can’t decide whether I like this character enough to bring him back. If I do, it might be fun to use reader ideas instead. Leave your help-I-can’t-stop ideas (one idea per comment) below. – RULES
Keep it short. Your words must fit in the box. Think visually. Funny is optional. Weird is mandatory. You will be credited if I use your idea (with your real name or with your avatar). Please include your state or province (or country if outside the U.S. or Canada).Nugget0 Premium Member over 15 years ago
help! I can’t stop using VCR tapes to build small houses!
tgaml Premium Member over 15 years ago
I once did a Doozie about VHS houses. The entire upstairs was built using nothing but Robin Williams tapes.
plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop juggling caraffes of giraffes!
Juan Ton O’Meara, Burkina Faso.plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop smoking office stationery!
Albert F. Albertson, Alberta.plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop licking toads. But I like it :-)
Wart E. Grommett, Ponderosa.Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop reading Frog Applause!
Somewhere in the shadow of the Rockies…
plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop festering during Oktoberfest!
Bertholdt van der Biermeister, Muenchen.cleokaya over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop bleeping butt biscuits!
Washington State.
plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop stuffing avocadoes down my underpants!
Anwar Aneh-Aneh, Kalimantan.plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop bunting gerbils down the third base line!
Joe Capp, Houston.plight over 15 years ago
Hepl! I c’nat spot mispeling esay wrods!
T. V. Generation, The Couch.plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop eating Nessie monsters! They’re delicious!
Gill T. Scott, Fort Augustus, Scotland.plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop milking arrowroot biscuits!
Mrs Edwina Glump (nee Flump), Ambleside.plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop I-can’t-stopping!
Aloyisius Repetisius, Birmingham.Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop being dull long enough to think of something funny to say!
Joan Rivers
BlzBob over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop daydreaming about Mother Teresa in red stilettos!
Bob P. Chicago
WickedCrazy over 15 years ago
Help I can’t stop looking for mouse bones in the litter box!
cacolley7811 over 15 years ago
Geez, Teresa, your readers make me nervous. I’m sleeping with one eye open tonight. You must be so proud! :-D
Ray_C over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop batting penguins.
http://www.palmtown.com/penguin/ (and about 1000 other sites)
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 15 years ago
Penguin batting is fun, but I’m much better at snow bowling: http://www.orisinal.com (6th row, 2nd column; kid wearing Al Fusco’s raspberry beret).
Ray_C over 15 years ago
frogapplausePro says: “Penguin batting is fun, but I’m much better at snow bowling: http://www.orisinal.com (6th row, 2nd column; kid wearing Al Fusco’s raspberry beret).” Oh, gosh. What have you done to me Teresa? Here I was planning to spend the evening watching a lecture on biochemistry.
boozoothatswho over 15 years ago
How did I get to be 57 years old and have no idea WTF nipple-fruit is.
And, these days, Icelandic currency isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago
A Frog Applause cartoon on it would increase the value of the Icelandic currency, I’m sure.
Nugget0 Premium Member over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop the back and forth of PDM diagrams!
plight over 15 years ago
Help! I cccann’tt ssttopppp st-st-st-stuttttuttuttering!
plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop seeing Moses on the mount in cloud formations, as he receives the sacred stone tablets from the hand of God. And bunny wabbits.
plight over 15 years ago
· · · · · · — · · · — — · — · — · — — I can’t stop talking in Morse Code!
plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop the earth turning! Monday is coming AGAIN!
plight over 15 years ago
Help! I can’t stop the planting of OGM unicornfields!
margueritem over 15 years ago
I think that Plight has all fields covered…..
Help, I can’t stop gargling peas!
AZ
margueritem over 15 years ago
Help, I can’t stop marching to my own bagpiper!
AZ
margueritem over 15 years ago
Help, I can’t stop sniffing fungus spores.
AZ
margueritem over 15 years ago
Help, I can’t stop staring at people’s cummerbunds!
AZ
plight over 15 years ago
Stop! I can’t help falling in love with Elvis impersonators!
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
Help! I can’t stop reading the Frog Applause archives!