Aren’t you glad you wore your lucky skirt? It even matches the shopgirl’s dress. It must be a sign.
No, no, not “profit”…think “windfall”, dude!
A little money never hurt anyone.
…and now he’s going to Disney World!
And buy a bigger sign…
Even if they are considered capital gains, the winning occurs less than one year after the initial “investment,” which makes them short term capital gains, which are taxed at the same rates as ordinary income (wages and salaries)
Oh, come on…she’s his wife just toying with him. Check the home made clothes…
Lotto winnings aren’t taxed in Canada (at least as far as I know).
In Virginia, the first $600 of lottery winnings are tax-exempt. The balance? Pay up!
If he doesn’t want the money why buy the ticket?
JusSayin over 11 years ago
Aren’t you glad you wore your lucky skirt? It even matches the shopgirl’s dress. It must be a sign.
edclectic over 11 years ago
No, no, not “profit”…think “windfall”, dude!
Zaristerex over 11 years ago
A little money never hurt anyone.
Janemarie over 11 years ago
…and now he’s going to Disney World!
sbchamp over 11 years ago
And buy a bigger sign…
XianProf over 11 years ago
Even if they are considered capital gains, the winning occurs less than one year after the initial “investment,” which makes them short term capital gains, which are taxed at the same rates as ordinary income (wages and salaries)
todyoung over 11 years ago
Oh, come on…she’s his wife just toying with him. Check the home made clothes…
Geldhart over 11 years ago
Lotto winnings aren’t taxed in Canada (at least as far as I know).
Jiblet_VT over 11 years ago
In Virginia, the first $600 of lottery winnings are tax-exempt. The balance? Pay up!
dizzyspin over 11 years ago
If he doesn’t want the money why buy the ticket?