Garfield by Jim Davis for September 08, 2013
Transcript:
Garfield: I have a business proposition for you... I'll pay you five bones...and make it look like an accident. Dog: Gotcha, where is he? Garfield: Hey, Nermal! Meet my big friend. Dog: Awwwwwwwwwww. You BEAST! How COULD you?! Jon: What happened to you? Garfield: I hate cute...
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Long time, no see, Nermal. What a terrible backfire for Garfield. (I even once had a cat who was attacked and killed by a neighbor’s dog; they called to inform and apologize.)
Zero-Gabriel over 11 years ago
Nermal’s a girl or a boy…??
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
Be proud of your cat.
CaptainPubbles over 11 years ago
YA Garfield, CUTE RULES
germanvisitor over 11 years ago
In human years Nermal should be around 200.
Pirate Mike creator over 11 years ago
NERMAL!!! Love love love Nermal!
alondra over 11 years ago
Maybe Mr. Davis has read our comments that we wanted to see Nermal again. I’d love another week’s worth of strips of Nermal. As for Garfield, it’s a pretty sad day when even a dog falls in love with cute Nermal and beats Garfield up for trying to hire him as a hit dog to kill him. But it serves him right. Nermal is male by the way.
fixer1967 over 11 years ago
My boss’s wife has a cat named Mow that chases dogs. She has caught a few that did not know to run. That cat hates dogs.
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
I was wondering when Nermal would get back. Maybe Liz will adopt him.
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
And I bet he still had to pay the five bones.
Asharah over 11 years ago
In reality, the dog would have swallowed Nermal whole. “Cute” would not compute in his brain.
charliedawg over 11 years ago
HOW TO WASH A CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted.3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “powerwash and rinse” which I have found to be quite effective.6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself off.Sincerely,The DOG
tazz555 over 11 years ago
Who would win in a cute off? Nermal or Puss in Boots
Can't Sleep over 11 years ago
Nermal returns! And the Big Dog! I love the supporting players in this strip (including the mice)!
RWBRAND over 11 years ago
My sisters declawed cat beat the hell out of two pit bulls at the same time.
Rufus The naked mole rat over 11 years ago
It’s like Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot.
potrerokid over 11 years ago
By plane, of course!!
AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago
Garf needs to read up on his Machiavelli.
pcolli over 11 years ago
Bad hair day.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Nermal is a boy, he just have a feminine like aura.
Nermal probably got out of Abu Dhabi for probably being too cute, he probably tried to persuade others into sending him back by telling them what Garfield does to him.
And don’t worry, Garfield, you still rule.
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
That was no accident, that was an “on purpose!”
RomNick over 11 years ago
Stop referring to Davis! And Lyman was just in 70-80s comics, and he appeared as a cameo in one 2013 strip.
Timothy Kietzman Premium Member over 11 years ago
HILARIOUS! Garfield will never lose the simple and gentle charm everybody loves.
Linda1259 over 11 years ago
. . . and for those of us who are really old . . . Peter Pan was also played by Sarah Bernhart! No, not that Sarah Bernhart!!
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
Garfield looks like a car ran over him,.eh, y’all???!!!!!!
Garfieldiscool2 over 11 years ago
Somehow the return of Nermal.
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
15 bones and you got a deal.
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
Cute is a lethal weapon
WentBrown almost 4 years ago
Hahahaha! He tried to off Nermal again Jon. But Nermal’s cuteness saved his life.
Sakumon16 11 months ago
I hate nermal