Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 31, 2013

Drugs aren’t what they’re quacked up to be

randy quaid?

Isn’t that just ducky.

Hey Dave, Aflac just called, they want their quack back . . ☻

Dave, you outdid yourself on this one. LMAO!

My advice: Never apologize for a pun. Never have a character opine that it was a bad pun. It only detracts from the comedy.

I pity anyone with a mallard on their back.

i want a new duck.one that won’t quack all night or i’ll tie him up with duct tape.

let this be a lesson to you kids, don’t hang out with Old McDonald!