Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 02, 2013
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"hoss" hound in "the farmin' life" hound: yep, america's goin through some pretty rough times. an' there's gotta be some belt-tightenin'! i come from an america where hard work earns your daily bread! an' ya don't look to no government for help! hound agricorp hollingsworth hound, c.e.o. hound: yes, farmers are the backbone of the nation. salt of the earth. dco corp hound: we need help to survive because of foreign competition and... it's complicated! so, throwing farmers some aid only makes sense! thanks congressman. here are those free-loaders looking to extend the food stamp part of the farm bill! get lost, bums! america can't fund this anymore! food stamps hound: you!! w-what are you doing here?! farmer: i may be a farm worker... ...but i can't afford to feed my family on what you pay me! now, i've got a study that shows that the free market fails in the low-income labor market... hound: that's not the american way! now get back to work! the end paid for by the committee of people who think the free market works perfectly all the time, with the one exception of the area in which they are in business.
Linguist over 11 years ago
Sad but oh, so very true. Plus, we forget that the " family " farm went out about the same time as poodle skirts, bobby socks, pony tails, and Ozzie and Harriet. Agra-Corp doesn’t need the government gifts, but the farm worker needs all the help he or she can get.
wcorvi over 11 years ago
Belt-tightening = cutting out everyone ELSE’s pork!Patriotic = leavin’ MY pork alone!
SaraRundle over 11 years ago
How many farmers read this? I’m a farmer, I accept NO subsidies. My husband is an over the road driver so we can make the mortgage payments. We farm what we can sell. The cost of fencing (since it’s no longer AMERICAN steel fence posts and wire) is absurd. Payments to giant Agri Business and Monsanto need to stop. Monsanto is creating massive problems with international trade due to their genetic tinkering. just sayin’
SaraRundle over 11 years ago
while I’m on my soapbox… People like Robert Redford (who I adore) should stop talking about horse slaughter. How many horses do you own and PERSONALLY take care of, Mr. Redford? Horses are NOT native species. Horses need lots of care to be healthy; hooves, skin, teeth, all require attention. Old horses deserve respect and a dignified death, all animals do. Horse slaughter CAN be a humane solution, better than being shipped out of the country.
kapock over 11 years ago
Totally unrealistic. HH would never push his own wheelbarrow to pick up his subsidies. He’d hire Lucky or the baby bunny to do it at minimum wage, and get Congress to pay for armed cops to keep an eye on the process.(I guess Lucky’s “gotcha” would either be the minimum wage part, or recovering from the injuries he receives from the cops.)
jeffrey.miller over 11 years ago
Horses were introduced to North America by the Spanish conquistadores, there is no evidence of horse’s in the Americas prior to Columbus.
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member over 11 years ago
All too true – complain about taxes while you pick up your farm subsidies and conservation reserve program (i.e. don’t plant any crops) money.
Ushindi over 11 years ago
Yes, there were native horses as such during the Pleistocene era which died out completely, became extinct along with other prehistoric creatures. Our modern horses were brought to America by the Europeans.
rwpikul over 11 years ago
JSYK: People have been eating horse beef for thousands of years. The taboo that some cultures have against it is a mix of a leftover religious prohibition by Pope Gregory III, (the consumption of horse meat was a feature in some pagan rituals), and the fact that horse meat has tended to be a lower class food. There is nothing that makes horse meat inherently unfit for human consumption and people eat three quarters of a million tonnes of it each year.
You may be thinking of the fact that a horse which has been euthanized through a lethal injection is not fit for human consumption. However, this is true of any animal so euthanized. The horses slaughtered for meat are generally killed using a captive bolt gun and bleeding, the same way cattle are.
Steve Bartholomew over 11 years ago
@kansascorndogger
You are mistaken. There were wild horses in America before humans arrived from elsewhere. I own some fossil horse teeth found in Nevada, estimated to be 5 or 10K years old. Further, there is a great deal of evidence that Native Americans had horses before Columbus landed. Indian ponies are a breed completely unrelated to Spanish horses. The Vikings may have introduced an Icelandic breed.