My Wish for You in 2009
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words … May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!
One time I ordered cheese sticks at a pizza place, and a girl behind the counter said, “You’re gonna have a heart attack with those.” Hence, that was the last time I went to that pizza joint!
Toby, yes, I’ve heard Dr. Seth Lerer say Georgian has opposite meanings for mama and dada.
In Russian Mat’ the word for mother is also the word they use for cussing. It’s not a cuss word, it means cussing. I don’t know about Georgian, they’re not a Slavic language.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Sure, honey. See if he has any of those cinnamon dessert sticks while you’re out there.
Hugh B. Hayve over 15 years ago
Is the pizza still hot?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
I wonder what would be a proper tip under such circumstances.
Beandish over 15 years ago
Sure, Honey. And since delivery time has been over 30 minutes, the pizza is free!
gigabyte03 over 15 years ago
Now now, just the pizza dear, don’t be a pig!
margueritem over 15 years ago
My Wish for You in 2009 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words … May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Hugh B. Hayve over 15 years ago
I like that one, margueritem! I hope you don’t mind if I pass that one along, of course giving credit, where it is due.
tobybartels over 15 years ago
(Reply to Teresa's last comment yesterday:)
Isn't Georgian the language where ‘mama’ means papa? (and ‘dada’ means mother?). They really got mixed up in those mountains!
Zaristerex over 15 years ago
One time I ordered cheese sticks at a pizza place, and a girl behind the counter said, “You’re gonna have a heart attack with those.” Hence, that was the last time I went to that pizza joint!
Toby, yes, I’ve heard Dr. Seth Lerer say Georgian has opposite meanings for mama and dada.
margueritem over 15 years ago
((HUGH)) says:
I like that one, margueritem! I hope you don’t mind if I pass that one along, of course giving credit, where it is due.
I wish I could claim that I thought it up, but I didn’t. Please feel free to pass it on.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
We don’t say dead Honey, he’s a Deceased-American.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
In Russian Mat’ the word for mother is also the word they use for cussing. It’s not a cuss word, it means cussing. I don’t know about Georgian, they’re not a Slavic language.
gigabyte03 over 15 years ago
margueritem, A very lovely 2009 wish, Mrs. Tubbsbottl and I wish you a wonderful new year as well.
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
Is no one going to mention the apparition of Jesus standing behind her?