I once had a checkers match to defend my wife’s honor. Somehow one of our camping companions called her an aardvark. I immediately challenged the offender to a duel. As the offended I got to choose the time and type of our duel, so I said, “Checkers at dawn”.At dawn the next morn (okay, about 90 minutes after dawn) the low-life scum and I met under the shade pavilion and stared each other down across the board. After about 15 minutes it became painfully obvious that I had no idea how to play checkers. I was about to concede and admit that verily, my wife must truly be an aardvark, when my honorable opponent managed to set up a move wherein I could win and my Lady’s honor could be restored. He stood and declared that, she was not actually an aardvark and he has misspoken. He was forgiven and pancakes and bacon were shared by all.Yes, alcohol was involved! lol
einarbt over 11 years ago
What does the rule book have to say about this?
Odd Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago
Thanatos’s, stoned again.
Kali39 over 11 years ago
Medusa is being quite reasonable for only $30. We’ll have to keep that in mind for next time…
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
I never thought I’d see the Grim Reaper stoned. O, tempora; O, mores!
mntim over 11 years ago
Ol’ Stony Lonesome.
Dkram over 11 years ago
I thought Perseus took care of her?.\\//_
scsurfer over 11 years ago
I just realized, that’s a weed whacker death is carrying. How appropriate.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m sure other people have noticed, but in case not; Does Justin’s artistry have a resemblance to the late Vaughn Bode’s work to other people?
bryan42 over 11 years ago
I once had a checkers match to defend my wife’s honor. Somehow one of our camping companions called her an aardvark. I immediately challenged the offender to a duel. As the offended I got to choose the time and type of our duel, so I said, “Checkers at dawn”.At dawn the next morn (okay, about 90 minutes after dawn) the low-life scum and I met under the shade pavilion and stared each other down across the board. After about 15 minutes it became painfully obvious that I had no idea how to play checkers. I was about to concede and admit that verily, my wife must truly be an aardvark, when my honorable opponent managed to set up a move wherein I could win and my Lady’s honor could be restored. He stood and declared that, she was not actually an aardvark and he has misspoken. He was forgiven and pancakes and bacon were shared by all.Yes, alcohol was involved! lol