The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 15, 2013

Don’t look so down-in-the-mouth.

All their trials will soon be over.

Nobody’s going to be happy in a moment. The guys will be chum, but with the pickax, the victims will probably do some nasty damage to the monster before they go.

Welcome to Vaal.

I find today’s strip rather hard to swallow.

Naw, they’re dental hygienists. You can tell by the scraper and floss…

That is one nasty toothpick.

Omnomnom

They should spend more time using their eyes and less time using their noses.

I don’t think their lights are too bright.

My, what big stalactites you have.

say aaaaah

Port Aransas, TX. Has a big shark mouth that you can walk in just like this.

boy that must be ghastly awful

At least it is anatomically correct—NO UVULA. Only humans have uvulas (contrary to what Disney would have you think.)

Hilburn’s trolling for laughs

Well, honest mistake…no tonsils to be seen!

Talk about a slip of the tongue. sheesh

I’ve heard of putting your foot in your own mouth…