Male: “My mother is coming to visit tomorrow. For a month.”Female: “$$#@%$$$^^!!!”Male: “That was great Ethel.”Female: “Who the hell is Ethel??”Female to Male “That was sex??”Female: “That was great, let’s do it again.”Male: “Woman I am not a sex toy!!!”Ever heard of Rodeo Sex.You call her someone else’s name at the moment then hang on for 8 seconds. If you do you get a big belt buckle.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 11 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art.
margueritem over 11 years ago
I’ve heard that fights start just for the make up sex…
Airman over 11 years ago
He: Makeup sex is great.she: I didn’t know you were a drag queen.
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
I know! How about I suggest compulsory sterilisation for gingers and take it from there?
pcolli over 11 years ago
Most anecdotes about sex are made up.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Whatever happened to “kiss and make up”?
J Short over 11 years ago
Your make up sex is not as good as my other girlfriend’s. (That should get the ball rolling.)
rentier over 11 years ago
What is make up sex.But this drawing is very sexy!
rentier over 11 years ago
It’s pulling me out of socks and shoes!This should be called “first Kiss” not “last kiss”!
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
How that skirt makes your butt look big.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Male: “My mother is coming to visit tomorrow. For a month.”Female: “$$#@%$$$^^!!!”Male: “That was great Ethel.”Female: “Who the hell is Ethel??”Female to Male “That was sex??”Female: “That was great, let’s do it again.”Male: “Woman I am not a sex toy!!!”Ever heard of Rodeo Sex.You call her someone else’s name at the moment then hang on for 8 seconds. If you do you get a big belt buckle.
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
Sex is always better when she’s wearing makeup.
meowlin over 11 years ago
Mary T: “Abe, does this dress make my backside look big?”Honest Abe: “Um… No.”
gileshead over 11 years ago
You can fight about how great make up sex is. It could go on for days.