Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 28, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    By golly, your wish has been granted!

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    sloop  almost 16 years ago

    For the noseless little girl who has everything…

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    Keith Messamer  almost 16 years ago

    Good thing we’re banning incandescent bulbs, then.

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    ejcapulet  almost 16 years ago

    How thrilling! I always wanted lead poisoning, myself.

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    wndrwrthg  almost 16 years ago

    Why it’s mad little “hattie”.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 16 years ago

    How ‘bout some nice Lake Erie fish for lunch.

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    rjvjelly  almost 16 years ago

    and peanut butter crackers for dessert

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    The young lady’s noseless condition is the result of eating ALL the potato pierogies. Be warned.

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    Next thing you know, they’ll start saying Mercury isn’t a planet anymore either. We should have held our ground with Pluto…

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    m_ortal  almost 16 years ago

    ‘Tis a slippery slope…

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    gigabyte03  almost 16 years ago

    farleftside: Excellent as usual!

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    seanb51229 Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    3hourtour says: i got mercury poisoning once from listening to too much queen in my old blue Ford automobile

    I learned years ago to avoid blue Fords for that very reason.

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    Crumbucket  almost 16 years ago

    Sorry to be a downer. I did a college paper in the 70s related to this so the joke was really dark. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease Don’t play around with the stuff.

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    lisa4romMpls  almost 16 years ago

    Maybe she’ll get a nose job for her birthday!

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    P_D_Burge Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    She could hook up with Jeremy Piven and start a support group.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    I think I have Frog Applause poisoning.

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