Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 12, 2013

What joint are they going to pack, the Milford High gym? Two weeks isn’t much time to get everything put together.

probably be packing the joint the writer is currently smoking.

Herk is starting to resemble that great heel Dick “WMD” Cheney.

We’re not going to have to watch this for another couple months, Sportsguy. They always kick over to football season around Labor Day. This goes another couple weeks, tops.

Marty Moon would have been a great choice for referee.

On the undercard….Keri v/s Jaimie Thorp, and Mimi v/s Holly.

Could be 35lb. plates. Gil’s benching 115. Moonpie should be ring announcer. Can ou imagine Molly and Glory as ring girls in painted on outfits?

Actually two weeks from tonight they will still be eating and talking. Some times comic strip time slows way down, and really gets boring.

Alright, Gil is training “Rocky” style for the fight – lifting some weights, playing some golf. Well, kind of training “Rocky” style.

What about me, I used to wrestle too! Call me “The Cleaner”, I’ll mop the floor with those guys!

I remember when this strip was about sports and hokey teen angst over something or other.

Shark Tank seen pulling in to Milford

So will Gil wear the get up like Shane McMahon (t-shirt and long pants) or will he go the opposite direction and show of his man-boobs? Speaking of boobs, where has Mimi been?

Gil still has Haystacks Calhoun’s horseshoe-on-a-chain, so he’ll create a cranium-crashing, blood-gushing signature move and get this story on to the MCC women’s tennis finals. Vince McMahon catches Gil’s act and Gil quits coaching for a better gig. Gil ponders his wrestling name.

DadGum. Those roids have really taken a toll on Coach Kaz. Head has shrunk and face is unrecognizable.

Gil gets to pick the ref, and the ref just happens to work for him.How do the bookies work this into the numbers?