Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2013
September 06, 2013
September 08, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: I just tried to ask that woman out and she called me a pathetic nerd. Rat: That's not fair. Goat: Thank you. Rat: Not fair to pathetic nerds. Goat: Un-Thank you. Rat: They have much more dignity than you.
Pathetic nerd here – had to make an account to correct the HTML above. Please don’t use the font tag; it’s deprecated. Instead, use inline CSS:< span style=“font-size:larger; color:blue;”>hello world< /span>Which looks like this:hello world(You can get help with all of this at the same site linked in the first comment.)
consider the source. Here’s a specimen that run around gutters, garbage, and carry fatal diseases.. No wait, I know some people like that. I take it back rat.
punmeister over 11 years ago
Pathetic? Is there some other type of nerd?
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Show her how strong you are, Goat — tear a rat in half for her.
Bilan over 11 years ago
Did Rat just look up Dignity in the dictionary?I didn’t think he would be familiar with that word.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Poor Goat is turning into the perpetual goat of this strip and Rat’s regular whipping-boy. It’s not fair!
Phatts over 11 years ago
I wasn’t aware you could UN-thank somebody, but it’s good to know!
Hillbillyman over 11 years ago
Punch him goat
bbadenov over 11 years ago
I just remember Ronald Reagan to Walter Mondale: “I would say you spend like a drunken sailor, but that wouldn’t be fair to all the drunken sailors.”
eddie6192 over 11 years ago
Goat should dignify himself by butting Rat in the oompa loompas.
Stream of conscience over 11 years ago
@alexikakos
Thanks!
Andi Asha over 11 years ago
Don’t worry goat I’m also a pethetic nerd, and everyone rejects me.
Bobogoobo over 11 years ago
Pathetic nerd here – had to make an account to correct the HTML above. Please don’t use the font tag; it’s deprecated. Instead, use inline CSS:< span style=“font-size:larger; color:blue;”>hello world< /span>Which looks like this:hello world(You can get help with all of this at the same site linked in the first comment.)
heatherjasper over 11 years ago
This reminds me of Dr. Who with Canton Everett Delaware III.
Dabattlebacca over 11 years ago
Rat, you need to stop insulting and start using a baseball bat more often. I’ve found it speaks louder than words.
Marvelmoan1114 over 11 years ago
barister over 11 years ago
consider the source. Here’s a specimen that run around gutters, garbage, and carry fatal diseases.. No wait, I know some people like that. I take it back rat.