Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 27, 2013
Transcript:
Mailman: I can't reach it! I'll never get it back! Mailman: Awrrr, why me? Poncho: Hey, c'mon, don't despair. I mean, I know you're a mailman, but things aren't that bad. Have a little self respect. Mailman: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Poncho: Here's some duct tape, tape up the split in your pants.
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Duct tape: the (according to Red Green of Possum Lake, Ontario, Canada) handyman’s secret weapon.
WDemBlk Premium Member about 11 years ago
That’s what I was thinking. Also with all due respect to templo SUD I thought duct tape was the handyman’s secret weapon discovered by rednecks.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 11 years ago
after all this, the irony would be that it is an advertisement addressed to ‘occupant’……which would have been poopie-canned by the addressee anyway
heatherjasper1 about 11 years ago
“Duct tape can’t fix that.” Said by no redneck. Ever.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 11 years ago
He will put thru the letter slot and the resident dog will eat it. Like ours used to do. (we put a basket outside the door for the mail)
Trev12 about 11 years ago
It also has a light and a dark side…
onedirection217 about 11 years ago
Ahh, duck tape. But nowadays they could make a tape that matches his pants!